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Comparing Lolcows to Chris Chandler

implied

1. blatant hypocrisy
2. clones other media
3. cluttered room
4. hates the truth
5. insufficient computer-literacy
6. makes crap and expects you to pay for it
7. mediocre fashion
8. obsessed with media for kids
9. poor impulse control
10. prone to projection
11. shitty writer
12. skewed priorities
13. sore loser
14. supports criminals
15. tone-deaf
16. unable to mentally mature

Charles White/penguinz0/Cr1tikal

1. hates laws
2. hebephilia
3. shitty actor
4. wastes lots of money

Chris O'Neill/OneyNG

1. dangerhaired avaturd
2. hates laws
3. hebephilia
4. jealousy
5. pretends to be something it never will be
6. racism
7. shitty artist and actor
8. subpar hygiene
9. unremorseful

Cybershell

1. dangerhaired avaturd
2. hates laws
3. unremorseful

Edmund McMillen/Bluebaby/souldescen

1. bad at being Christian
2. FAT
3. fraud culprit
4. hates criticism and laws
5. jealousy
6. narcissism
7. pedophilia
8. unremorseful
9. wastes lots of money

Eric Ray/UltimateDSfan/ultimate_eris

1. attraction to underage characters
2. eye-hurting colors
3. fraud culprit
4. hair-trigger temper
5. hates criticism
6. narcissism
7. pretends to be something it never will be
8. racism
9. sexism
10. shitty actor
11. subpar hygiene
12. wastes lots of money

Harry Partridge

1. FAT
2. hebephilia
3. shitty artist and actor

Ian Jones-Quartey

1. eye-hurting colors
2. hates laws
3. hebephilia
4. obesity
5. shitty artist
6. unremorseful

Joshua Moon/Null

1. FAT
2. fraud culprit
3. hair-trigger temper
4. hates criticism and laws
5. pedophilia
6. pretends to be something it never will be
7. racism
8. unremorseful
9. wastes lots of money

Justin Silverman

1. fraud culprit
2. hates criticism and laws
3. obesity
4. shitty actor
5. unremorseful

Mark McConville/LS Mark/Midnight Mark/Splash Dash

1. bad at being Christian
2. dangerhaired avaturd
3. fraud culprit
4. hates criticism and laws
5. obesity
6. prefers religious counseling instead of professional therapy
7. racism
8. shitty artist and actor
9. subpar hygiene
10. unremorseful
11. wastes lots of money

MeatCanyon/Papa Meat

1. eye-hurting colors
2. hates criticism
3. obesity
4. shitty artist and actor

Mutahar Anas/SomeOrdinaryGamers

1. bad at being religious
2. FAT
3. hates criticism
4. hebephilia
5. pretends to be something it never will be
6. sexism
7. unremorseful
8. wastes lots of money

NedWolfkin

1. bad at being Christian
2. hair-trigger temper
3. hates criticism
4. racism

Nux Taku

1. bad at being Christian
2. dangerhaired avaturd
3. hates criticism
4. hebephilia
5. shitty artist and actor
6. wastes lots of money

Pan Pizza (RebelTaxi)

1. attraction to underage characters
2. eye-hurting colors
3. fraud culprit
4. hates criticism
5. shitty actor
6. subpar hygiene
7. wastes lots of money

Ryan Kruleski/Rebeccah Starlight

1. ephebophilia
2. eye-hurting colors
3. fraud culprit
4. hates criticism
5. jealousy
6. narcissism
7. pretends to be something it never will be
8. shitty artist and actor
9. subpar hygiene
10. wastes lots of money

Schlep

1. bad at being Christian
2. narcissism
3. pretends to be something it never will be

Sr Pelo

1. bad at being Christian
2. FAT
3. hair-trigger temper
4. hates criticism
5. hebephilia
6. shitty artist and actor
7. unremorseful

Thomas Guerra/LioConvoy

1. bad at being Christian
2. dangerhaired avaturd
3. fraud culprit
4. hair-trigger temper
5. hates criticism and laws
6. obesity
7. pretends to be something it never will be
8. subpar hygiene

Zach Hadel/psychoticpebbles

1. eye-hurting colors
2. fraud culprit
3. hebephilia
4. pretends to be something it never will be
5. shitty artist and actor
6. unremorseful

SmallAnt/Smant

1. fraud culprit
2. hair-trigger temper
3. hates criticism
4. pretends to be something it never will be
5. unremorseful
6. wastes lots of money