Consider this a condensed version of Know Your Meme.
autismbux/NEETbux/tardbux/tendiebux/tugboat: money earned with almost no effort
consumeroid: an idiot that continuously buys inferior things, regardless of how expensive they are
fraud/grifter/scammer: a seller that doesn't give everything it advertises. I made comics mocking several of them.
anterograde amnesia: unable to form new memories
arrested development/Peter Pan Syndrome: not able or wanting to grow up
aspie/potato/retard/sped/sperg: insults directed towards those with mental problems
autism: a mental disorder that raises the difficulty of communication. Typical symptoms include missing social cues, unnecessary verbosity, blatant contradictions, unhealthy obsessions, and rejecting differences.
deathfat/hamplanet/obeast: something that is so fat that it could die sooner
neurodivergent/ND: politically correct term for "mentally handicapped"
retrogenesis: an adult's brain reverting to a child's
wrangler/helper: the caretaker of a disabled kid(ult)
Homebrew: unlicensed software for a game console or a package manager for macOS
Linux: a kernel that is often combined with GNU or Busybox. Others often call the resulting operating system "GNU/Linux" or just "Linux"; I call it "*Linux" because it's easier.
ODE/Optical Drive Emulator: a device that lets a disc-utilizing console load games from an SD card or USB drive
rice: customize the appearances of applications
spicy pillow: a dangerously defective battery
brony/pegasister: a fan of My Little Pony, especially Generation 4's Friendship is Magic. Some of them are surprisingly abusive or oblivious, despite G4's obviously anti-abuse messages.
FOE/Field-On Enemy: an ultra-powerful enemy that lurks in a specific area
grinding: repeatedly fighting a game's enemies to strengthen its characters. This website's name is a reference to this practice.
Kaizo: roughly translates to "hacked", but is used by manchildren to solely describe soul-crushingly hard mods
mod: a modification for a game or console. Also slang for moderator
mo-e: stereotypical Japanese cuteness
otaku: derogatory Japanese word for one that has an unhealthy obsession. Roughly translates to dork or neckbeard in English
41%: the alleged suicide rate of a transgender population
:)) an emoticon that apparently symbolizes laughter. Some lolcows use this when they are being toxic.
abetters/accomplices/enablers/frens/gunt guards/orbiters/paypigs/simps/stans/white knights/yes men: a predator's supporters. Unlike friends, these are disposable.
A-log/pearl-clutcher: one that wishes or attempts to excessively punish a lolcow, especially if the former is not significantly better than the latter
asset flip/content farm/content mill: a series of graphics hastily cobbled together with no regard for quality
autism stare/potato face: the blank or frustrated stare that a kidult gives
avatard/avaturd: a terrible avatar
based/brainrot/funni/goated/W rizz: something a degenerate loves
"Block dont report"/"Don't report just block": alternate ways of stating "I'm breaking the rules."
blogposting/powerlevelling: getting too personal in a post
bluepilled/copium: cripplingly misguided
carpetbagging/virtue-signaling: exploiting notoriety to benefit oneself
catty/toxic: massively unhealthy
Cheese Pizza/CP/CSAM/hurtcore/kiddie porn/lolicon/rorikon: jargon for sexual abuse material that involves minors. "Lady Lunanova probably has enough cheese pizza to make Bob Magrann jealous."
Christorian: someone who documents Chris Chandler's life. I can be considered one because of a few rants, albeit on a much smaller scale compared to CWCki's editors.
clock [as a verb]: to pinpoint one's mindset
contrarian: "I want to look smarter than everyone else, so I'll just oppose a popular opinion. I don't actually know what I'm talking about."
crybully: an abuser that begs for sympathy
dangerhair: brightly colored hair that a nuisance possesses
data breach/dox: a leakage of personal information
defamation/Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt/FUD: lying about something to make it look worse than it actually is. A common habit among lolcows
dindu nuffin/nothingburger: a sign of poor understanding
Duckroll: prank someone by referring them to an image of a duck with wheels. The still image equivalent of the Rickroll
feminazi: a lolcow that wants women to be superior to men. Almost extinct; the few remaining ones inhabit lolcow.farm and crystal.cafe
flamebait/hatebait/ragebait: something meant to anger people. Often thrown by manchildren that are too stupid to learn how to play a fighting game
goatse: to stretch one's butthole widely
hate boner/[Subject] Derangement Syndrome: being too focused on something one hates. The giveaway of an A-log
jargon/lingo: words specific to a community or clique, to the point where they almost feel foreign. I am trying to record the prominent ones here.
KF/Kiwi Farms: a website for whistleblowers to document lolcows. Often subject to hatred from its targets, likely because the owner is an abrasive hypocrite
lolcow: something that can be repeatedly milked for laughter at its expense. Also the nickname of lolcow.farm, a series of imageboards where scammers and misandrists be cruel to each other
no1curr: alternate spelling of "I'm a rude idiot." Often used by lolcow.farm's mods because they are horrible at handling disagreements
raid: when trolls mess up a particular online space
safe edgy: comments that would be considered stereotypically offensive if aimed at something else
shitpost(s): the web's equivalent of litter. Considered just as bad for the environment
sock[puppet]: an alternate account or identity
soy: male, yet lacking manly traits
stylometry: the way someone words their statements
cuck[old]: derogatory term for someone whose lover is cheating on them. Also misused by idiots to describe people they dislike
ephebophile: an adult that is attracted to teenage minors. Unfortunately common in Xitter's "trans community"
gooner: one with a severe addiction to porn
incel/femcel: something that thinks it is not a virgin by choice. Often associated with misogyny and misandry
intersex: having both male and female genes
MAP/NOMAP: ("Non-Offending") Minor-Attracted Predator; a lustful criminal that targets underage people. Not to be confused with Multi-Animator Project, though because of creeps such as Marc Lovallo and Sr Pelo, the two somewhat overlap
transwashing/transing: pretending a canonically cisgender character is transgendered, like those "Trans Sonic" creeps on Xitter and GameBanana
zoosadism: arousal from the pain of animals. Popular among "challenge YouTubers", though not exclusive to them
ad hominem attack: an insult solely directed at a characteristic or trait instead of an action. A kidult usually throws one when it can't devise a rebuttal.
edgy: totally radical or anxious. Also misused by impatient dorks to describe things that offend or annoy them
hair trigger temper: frequently angry
"I don't make the rules": alternate wording of "I'm lying."
manchild/kidult: an adult that didn't and likely never will mentally mature. Often goes hand in hand with autism
projection: attacking someone else for something the accuser is guilty of. White knights tend to interpret detractors doing this, even if the latter group is right.
recidivism: remaining a criminal
slop: tasteless or leftover food. Often used to describe poorly made media such as asset flips
stimming: a movement that shows one is mentally challenged