Kidults are prone to hypocrisy because of their poor memory and hindered comprehension, hence some of them leaving school without a diploma.
Examples:
Alex Rosen is a college dropout that is racist towards black people, despite acting like a stereotypical gangster.
Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson prematurely left high school to make crappy cartoons. It could have learned about practical maths and safe sex if it stayed.
BaptismOnFire acted more retarded than the angsty kids it hated.
Blooms collaborated with pathological liar Mark McConville to accuse Ceric Artman of dishonesty.
Chris Chandler spent six years trying to obtain a degree that only required two years.
Chris "OneyNG" O'Neill insulted Arin Hanson and Chris Chandler, despite being a worse artist than and liking the same kiddie porn as them.
DEI Detected/SBI Detected's writers apparently think forced diversity is more harmful than Screenwave's money-laundering.
Drew Gooden ranted about products designed to waste your time, yet tried to learn stringed instrumentation from Guitar Hero instead of Rocksmith. More like Drew Worsen!
Eric "UltimateDSfan" Ray seems to have attended a subpar film school because it didn't understand copyright or appeal.
Flazefire didn't look up McDonald's nutrition facts when it covered Super-Size Me.
Gabi Belle called TikTok tarts "embarassing" while using toilet humor in its descriptions.
Game Sack discouraged trusting game journalists when they were guilty of lying to their viewers and being part of Screenwave.
Luke Smith tossed scathing statements at 4chan's autists and Indian men, despite not being any better at writing than them due to quitting college.
Mark McConville, also known by the mockable handle LS Mark, refuses to research for its videos. There is additionally a rumor of its art school failure.
Phong "S2LSOFTENER" Tran criticized a Puyo Nexus member for being "cynical" and told YouTube viewers to "Never give up.", even though it gave up being a nice and healthy med student.
Screenwave's members love to trash Nintendo despite making slop on nearly the same level.
Handicaps are the causes of their BS, and will continue to be so because they can't mentally mature.
Morality and Laws
Many kidults condemn secret manipulators, then condone card-carrying villians. Some even try to use a religion as a shield when they're not strict practitioners of it.
Their misunderstandings make a chunk of them unfit to stand trial. Several want to be arrested regardless.
Alex Rosen jokes about raping toddlers after shit-talking minor-attracted predators.
Bethesda rushed id Software and Mick Gordon. Sure, the new Killer Instinct sucks, but that's no excuse to crunch someone!
Caddicarus wants the UK's government to ban harmful things, but not if they're labeled with OneyPlays.
Cartoon Network's Adult Swim accused at least a couple of its creators and blacklisted John Kricfalusi, yet worked with the creeps Justin Roiland, Sam Hyde, and Zach "psychoticpebbles" Hadel. No wonder the Aqua Teen guys mock the higher-ups.
Cartoon Network made the "Stop Bullying, Speak Up" campaign, yet hired sexual predators to develop shows and comics.
Chris O'Neill expressed hatred for Veronica Gallardo's smoking, yet defended the blatant fugitive Shadling. It still supports Zach Hadel, Mark McConville, Gooseworx, and Sr Pelo. Way to demonstrate "power move expertise", eh?
Cybershell plagiarized as much as it could from Chao Island and wikis while misunderstanding the anti-abuse messages of their subjects. It also accepted funding from the emotional attacker Eric Ray.
Did You Know Gaming can't stop working with lowlives, even after it unlisted Cosmodore's contribution.
JiDion's Demarcus forgot about Donald Trump inciting the capitol riots and being in the Epstein logs.
Joshua "Null" Moon attempted to cover up the suicide of David "Near" Ginder and the pedophilia of its moderator Useful_Mistake.
Mariel Cartwright tried to isolate one of its coworkers for disgusting BS it was directly involved in.
After Mark McConville fought with Cosmodore, it tried to upset its viewers, forced one of its editors to look up porn, stalked Elmer "Butch" Hartman, slandered Mr. Enter, and supported minor-attracted predators. The only reason it isn't imprisoned is likely because it boards a plane before the police can catch it.
Mike Pollock disparaged the Israel/Palestine conflict after it was involved in shout-outs to Cybershell and Taylor Swift.
Nicholas Perry, better known as Nikocado Avocado, claimed it quit veganism because of the toxic community. Stephanie Soo accused it of interpersonal abuse.
Nintendo of America censored Mr. Game & Watch and fired Chris Niosi, though they still work with the enablers Griffin Puatu, JackBlack, and Kevin Afghani.
oompaville keeps fretting about the Epstein files despite collaborating with Nicholas Perry and podcasting with minor-attracted predators.
RebelTaxi's Pan Pizza and ZTV's creator didn't understand age-of-consent laws.
Robert "Toby" Fox apparently views fan-made merchandise as worse than fetishized minors.
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog has a segment in which Sonic warns about molesters, yet Sega of America proceeded to hire Mariel Cartwright, Ian Jones-Quartey, and the Tomars while condemning DoctorRofatnik.
Despite Schlep advocating the Christian God, it follows creators that committed lust and sloth.
Shaddai "Shadling" Prejean was given cease-and-desist letters and arrested for public assault.
Spilling The Milk stressed about NAMBLA in one of their South Park reactions, then praised the pedos behind Smiling Friends and collaborated with YourMovieSucks and Mark McConville.
Sr Pelo cut off Gabriel Velez and Shaddai Prejean, but still cheers for Edmund McMillen and Mark McConville.
Stardust classified Johnathan Rozanski and Thomas Guerra as liars, but recommended slander culprit Thomas Hanson.
Steven "Destiny" Bonnell told Zach Hadel to commit suicide for supporting Shaddai Prejean, even though Zach is too psychotic to know its associates are evil. Meanwhile, Steven shared revenge porn and alleged CSAM.
Target recalled Shane Dawson's books, but sold Edmund McMillen and James Donaldson's BS, then hired a hebephile.
travytrav complained about Discord's criminals running loose and getting called a fake Christian, but it supports slacktivists such as Alex Rosen and Ben Simon.
Tyler Hendrix seethes about AI allegedly being immoral, yet worked for Explosm, the group that supported the creeps Edmund McMillen and Mick "RicePirate" Lauer.
Veronica Gallardo McConville trash-talked about the OneyPlays retards while married to another criminal.
Vincent Palmieri, better known as Vinny Vinesauce, slandered Nintendo and is part of Screenwave, an organization that abetted the rapists Chris Chandler and Robert Magrann. White knights tried to defend it from accusations of interpersonal manipulation, despite its toxicity and connections making it more suspicious.
Vinesauce's Joel spoke out against Vinny's detractors and refused to stream Hong Kong 97, yet misblamed Game Freak employees and trash-talked lesbians.
One will only cut off a predator if doing so benefits itself. Thanks to the web being much more accessible, it should know a crime could get one blacklisted at best or killed at worst.
Narcissism and Stagnation
A kidult's mindset almost always revolves around itself. It has no respect for others' boundaries, time, or money. An ego is likely inflated because of subpar treatment. Normies tend to be apathetic because they don't understand neurodivergence.
Examples: Smant, Press A, Keffals, Flamingo, Lily Orchard, CandyEvie/Luvie
Asmongold thinks cleaning is a sufficient punishment for calls to genocide.
DougDoug attempted to force Twitch chatters to compliment its overcomplications.
Eric Ray frequently engaged in emotional abuse. It didn't improve since I completed The Fall of UDSF, despite a feedback post on its "pateron" page.
KairiHawk fussed about working part-time at Dollar Tree.
Luke Smith made foolish-looking wojaks of and wrote unsubstantiated ramblings towards people that disagreed with it in the slightest.
Mark McConville was coddled so much by other creators that it gets furious at corrections.
Schlep claimed it got in legal trouble for guarding minors when it was actually helping criminals that were not caught or succumbed to recidivism.
Sr Pelo blocked a critic of its double-standardized pedophilia on Xitter.
SuperSpoe refused to take responsibilty for taking commissions from hebephiles.
Vinesauce's Vinny threatened a defamation lawsuit, even though it committed slander.
Such unwarranted self-importance is reflected in their...
Communication and Emotions
Kidult-infested communities are like special education or juvenile hall. Their expression is too simplistic or too fluffed and coated in extremely specific jargon.
Examples: "video essayists", Froge and The Porn Dude, TikTok/Shorts goobers, LioConvoy...
Chris O'Neill posted a nonsensical wall that basically boils down to "Shadman was joking, so he's innocent!" Shaddai is classified as a "menace to society" in Switzerland.
Edmund McMillen is barely literate. It gets frustrated when interrogated about its criminal ties.
Eric Ray tends to repeat itself and mangle grammar.
Sr Pelo screams way too often in its slideshows.
Vinesauce's Vinny attempts to annoy its viewers at every chance it gets.
quit being plaque in the hivemind
Electronics and the Internet
Examples: LS Mark not knowing how to emulate, James Rolfe's overcomplications, proshippers not understanding social media algorithms, Reddy Burntback...
Ben Simon/Ruben Sim threatened the defective AI ChatGPT to create a Discord bot, then complained when it was banned.
EmpLemon misunderstood YouTube's rating system.
Eric Ray reposted system administration memes on its Xitter feed, yet a few of its accounts were hijacked and it didn't know how to emulate a Nintendo 64 on Android.
Karl Heberger/Hamburger can't get a stable connection and contradicts its security advice.
RoyaltyIsHere doesn't know the difference between (Open)UTAU, Vocaloid, and Synthesizer V.
Ryan Burke tried to fool other kidults by changing its main channel's name from DaftPina to Dovendraw. However, it didn't unlist its incriminating videos.
Sr Pelo doesn't know how to use search engines, apparently. It also stuck a cross at a game that doesn't even support a webcam, even though it's clearly not a strict practitioner of Christianity
Unfortunately, they prioritize this over...
Fashion and Grooming
ironically, button-ups/downs have adjustable tightness
Examples:
Chris Chandler, Eric Ray, and Nicholas Perry are usually clad in tacky designs.
Charles White, Ian Washburn, and Mutahar Anas's wardrobes have nothing that convinces professionals to take them seriously.
Even though Mark McConville wore a suit for a Paramount event, it seems to prefer undersized tees and loose button-ups.
Izzzyzzz and Jojo Siwa painted their faces as if they weren't forced to listen to Rock and Roll All Night every damn Friday.
Neckbeards are often seen wearing ill-fitting t-shirts and sweaters.
oompaville refused to dress appropriately for its wedding.
Schlep looks just as autistic as you'd imagine.
Vinesauce's Vinny looks like it can't afford to slander Nintendo anymore.
Media
Examples: cartoon YTers, sloptubers/out-of-touch commentators, streamers, AI A-logs...
Chris O'Neill used the Better Call Saul theme to promote Catching Up, even though it has a poor grasp of laws.
"Challenge YouTubers" tend to overcomplicate games for kids instead of play hard games for adults.
Doja Cat, Foekoe, and the OneyPlays retards can't grow up, no matter how much Conker's Bad Fur Day tells them to.
greedykeeblerelf trashes Undertale and Deltarune, yet puts the pedo-produced game Hotline Miami on the same level as Viva Pinata and Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts. U WOT M8?!?!
Hidden Block's members seem to cover almost no adult-oriented games.
Just Stop, MisterMalleable, Sneako, TheFangirlOtaku, and theworstactionhero9186 didn't understand A Dose of Buckley's videos about predators and brats.
Luke Smith derides games, porn, and networks while using obnoxious memes.
Although South Park has an official wiki specifying allusions and references, Mark McConville did not consult any articles.
Sr Pelo doesn't understand context clues.
Sexuality and Porn
Many are attracted to minors because of being psychologically underage. Their horrendous ethics result in fetishism of rape, incest, and corpses. Manipulators typically appeal to young people because the latter group is more likely to be clueless about the Epstein Files and the Shadman Logs.
Right-wingers tend to catergorize transgenderism as contamination when it is more akin to alcohol; it just reveals one's true motives.
Examples: Game Slumps, TPD, Vivziepop/Spindlehorse, Sophie Libel, Mutatard, Paul Robertson, Kevin/Kathryn Gibes...
GameBanana's Lady Lunanova and _calcium mod games to turn their underage male characters into sexualized female ones, even if the series already has playable female characters.
Ian Jones-Quartey posted a note to itself stating not to post CSAM.
Joshua Moon hates discussion of its unhealthy turn-ons.
Karl Heberger/Hamburger prefers female minors over transgender adults.
Studio Trigger preached against sexual debauchery in Kill La Kill, then worked with the predator groups Game Grumps, Studio Yotta, and Reverge Labs/Lab Zero.
Veronica Gallardo McConville's hebephilia was revealed on its Patreon page.
YourMovieSucks made creeper jokes about Cool Cat while the former was friends with Shaddai Prejean.
ZTV sampled an underage actress. The owner is prone to glorifying rape and also likes Shadling because of course!
Health
Examples: Chris Chandler, Joshua Moon, Shoenice...
Eric Ray refused to regularly treat its illnesses.
Josh Cannon drinks too much alcohol and doesn't wash its hands after urinating.
Kevin/Kathryn Gibes got the penile inversion technique, so its crotch was wounded.
KSI and Thomas Guerra refuse to shower regularly.
Mark McConville's overindulgence resulted in sleep deprivation, abdominal obesity, and hindered cognition. It also refuses to clean its belongings and prefers religious counseling over professional therapy. Combined with its spouse's addiction to cigarettes, Mark and its surroundings definitely smell overwhelmingly disgusting.
Nicholas Perry gave itself diabetes for attention.
Papa Meat caricaturized Nicholas Perry for overeating, even though the former hates health-centric lectures and eats too many fries.
Phong Tran neglected itself and annoyed the ones that could have helped it.
Allegedly, RebelTaxi's Pan Pizza infected itself by sleeping while covered in semen and rushing its videos.
xQc doesn't wash its towels.
Their payouts prove they could have treated themselves; they just didn't want to.
Finance
play stupid games and win stupid prizes. When even McDonald's and Adult Swim don't want to work with a degenerate, it really hit rock bottom in its life.
Examples: Reddy Burntback, MrBeast, Mutatard, Sega of America, the "I don't have that money" incident, Keffals GoFundMe scam, scalpers
Chris Chandler is so monetarily irresponsible that an entire article lists its frivolous purchases.
Coffeezilla/voidzilla detailed various scams, yet featured on the scammer-run SomeOrdinaryPodcast.
Edmund McMillen threw so much money at predators, yet it couldn't afford or didn't want to fund printing, so it made a Kickstarter page for Four Souls.
Eric Ray squandered at least $2,000 on makeup, toys, games, t-shirts, and slop. Usually, it avoided healthcare and coverage.
Johnathan Rozanski thought Mark McConville's crappy cartoons deserved more money than dental care.
Just Stop's Braxton accused Crunchyroll of underpaying its translators. However, it is almost as wasteful as Mark McConville.
Mark McConville wasted thousands on arcade cabinets it didn't know how to maintain and its spouse struggled to transport. It also offered Sonichu medallions for sale, despite CWCki warning not to. An anonymous professional claimed Mark is blacklisted from the animation industry. Fitting, considering it forgot about Kickstarter's fees.
Ryan/Rebeccah Kruleski cried about its Patreon's few donations. It spent thousands of dollars on conventions and swindlers.
Many "sloptubers" rely on a well-known brand more than anything else.
Steven "boogie2988" Williams outright said, "Money goes in; money comes out.
Death
The American government bans capital punishment for mentally handicapped convicts, even if doing so is the best solution. Some cops seem to enjoy killing inmates regardless, and most felons seem to be okay with dying anyway. The Health section proves one likely doesn't care how many years it has left or how well they go.
Examples:
Edd Gould's death didn't deter Chris O'Neill from siding with Shaddai Prejean drawing snuff material.
Eric Ray was expected to join the 27 Club from neglecting itself.
Mark McConville keeps portraying its avatar getting hurt or killed, as if it's aware it won't live past thirty.
Phong Tran's health issues were revealed in 2017, so I guess it's likely dead by now.
I'll write a conclusion later; I'm too tired.
See also
CWCki's Chris and... series. Remember not to trust Harry Partridge, Geno Samuel, TheGamerFromMars, Jon Duckworth, or Spazkid.
