Milkable Parts: throwing tantrums and spouting non-sequitirs live, not following the guidelines it gives, calling penguinz0 "based" despite several research failures, mediocre hygiene
Milkable Parts: attacking its site's members for petty reasons, failing to answer simple questions, falling for the Streisand Effect, database mismanagement, possible pedophilia, FAT
Mark McConville / LS Mark / Midnight Mark / Splash Dash
Type: Dramacow
Milkable Parts: lack of research, slandering Mr. Enter, defaming and stalking Butch Hartman, failing to answer simple questions, trying to marry a hebephile, poor watching comprehension, frivolous spending, FAT
Frequents: YouTube, Twitch, Discord, and Twitter/X
Notable enablers: Blooms, Johnny 2 Cellos/Cozy/Casual, "laly", LioConvoy, Mr. Enter (surprisingly), Mutahar "SomeOrdinaryGamers" Anas, OneyNG, Saberspark, Sr Pelo
Trad Cath from LA / Chink Destroyers from LA / Guardian against Miscegenation / fag0t v2 / Ashley Hutsell JanKuntowski / The Gheys from LA / AshIey HutseII Reneé Jankowskī-p
Type: Schizocow
Milkable Parts: frequent ad hominem attacks, spamming in threads, not using Xenforo's reaction/rating feature when it has almost nothing to add
Careercow Mother's Basement: flip-flopping on copyright, lol cuckold
Careercow Plainrock124: buys toys to destroy instead of smashing rocks near a street or digging for treasure
Schizocow CandyEvie/Luvie: called a PKMN battle a "bad choice", even though that's the focus of the main series
Schizocow chaomix: the jokes usually write themselves
Schizocow Karl Hamburger: has a South Park avatar, but claiming childhood doesn't matter and lusting after minors; A-logging trans men
Schizocow Sr Pelo: refuses to improve its art, defends and supports criminals, A-logs other YouTubers, blocks people who criticize its double standards
Horrorcow Lady Lunanova: projects its TGTF fetish onto underage characters, even if the franchise already has capable female characters
Horrorcow LioConvoy: throws tantrums over alleged degeneracy, despite defending the criminals LS Mark and Lily Orchard; poor hygiene
Artcow SuperSpoe: refused to claim responsibility for enabling minor-attracted predators, poor watching comprehension
Artcow Doobus Goobus: SIMP
Why you should not stalk or support cows
More attention could encourage them to stagnate or worsen
Some cows' works are monetized, so many views could earn them piles of money that they will likely squander. Excessive leniency spoiled many of them rotten and still does.
Some of them might not even respond to your messages
Several predators engage in emotional abuse by refraining from thanking concerned fans or answering their questions.
Usually, professionals and trolls will wrangle them
Many workplaces and schools blacklist candidates for poor behavior. If a cow violates a law, authorities can neutralize it.
Most of them will never learn their lessons, regardless of what they experience
Closed-mindedness is a common flaw among cows. Before you attempt to persuade one, ask the following questions:
Is the cow willing to improve, though not able? If so, it is not as capable as you thought.
Is the cow able to improve, though not willing? If so, it is not as well-intentioned as you thought.
Is the cow willing and able to improve? If so, why is it still funny?
Is the cow neither willing nor able to improve? If so, why does it deserve your attention?
